User blog:Gerald-XR-Donovan/Donovan Rants Episode 2: School Can't Properly Teach Religious Studies

Hello my 1 or 2 viewers. Welcome to the second episode of "Donovan Rants"! Today, we're gonna talk about Religious Education/Studies. You may not realize this, but this subject is actuslly really important so you can actually understand other peoples' religion and not make a fool of yourself in front of different cultures/religions - Just one problem - My friends have been learning this for eight years and still don't know the different between Judaism or Islam or Buddhism. I will list some things I'm tired of people saying to me.

You're not praying right. You need to pray in the direction of the Mecca
All right, mate. JUDAISM IS NOT ISLAM. JUDAISM IS NOT FUCKING ISLAM YOU CUNT. Before I go over to my friend's house and punch him in the bollocks, lets move on.

You need to pray five times a day
I ALREADY TOLD YOU. JUDAISM IS NOT ISLAM, YOU DICKHEAD.

You're Jewish but you still eat chicken. You are not a proper Jew
Alright, alright, FUCK OFF. We literally made a Kosher restaurant NOT EVEN A YEAR AGO, and you've already forgotten that Judaism does not follow a vegan diet? I think you need to get your parents to do a DNA test, because you're clearly a fucking goldfish

Why aren't you reading a Quaran?
I FUCKING TOLD YOU MATE. I'M NOT MUSLIM.

The outcome
AND YOU'RE STILL FRIENDS WITH HIM. YOU'RE STILL FRIENDS WITH HIM EVEN THOUGH HE'S FUCKING YOUR REPUTATION UP. WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU "NO, I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, YOU CUNT, LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING! Gimme a 100 bill!"

AND YOU REGRET IT EVERY TIME. THEN YOU GO HOME AND YOU TELL YOUR PARENTS HOW MUCH YOUR FRIEND FUCKED UP YOUR REPUTATION, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF.

Have you been circumsized?
Pervert.

Alright, ready for the WORST question?