User blog:Gerald-XR-Donovan/Christmas/Easter and the struggles I've had at December time

Hello everyone. I wasn't on Wikia during December so I couldn't make this blog then. Since your guys' Easter is in a month or so, now's probably the best time.

Part 1: Christmas lost its meaning
Seriously though, Christmas has lost its meaning over the century. It used to be celebrating Jesus' birthday, but now it's literally just getting spoiled. On Hanukkah, we get 1 present on the first day, 8 on the eighth day, you get the picture. That's because of the Menorah burning for 8 nights when it was supposed to only burn for one. Jesus got gold, frankinsence and myrrh. So why don't you only get 3 presents? Because the first and second sentences.

Part 2: Only 40% of the population celebrates it
I've literally seen people going around wishing people Merry Christmas. Something that 60% of people do not celebrate. Saying Merry Christmas to a Jewish guy like me. Well fuck him and his Judaism, right? We're gonna be a dick and bother him with your religious holidays even though we can clearly see he's got the star of David all over him!

Part 3: Jesus dies + revived = CHOCOLATE!!!!
Another thing I never got. What do the chocolate eggs even mean? Why we eat Matzah on Passover is obvious as fuck. The biblical narrative relates that the Israelites left Egypt in such haste they could not wait for their bread dough to rise; the bread, when baked, was matzo. Makes sense, right? WHAT DO THE CHOCOLATE EGGS MEAN? TELL ME!!!!

Part 4: People Are Dumb
People act like the biggest morons ever. Someone literally asked "Yo, Ger, is Hanukkah, like, a Jewish Christmas?" or at the dinner table people ask "So, are latkes basically hash browns?" You know what I did? I fucking dined, I fucking dashed, and I started going to a public house for my Hanukkah dinner.

Bye